February 2012
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I hated school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years 14 to 18 with...
– Stephen King (via mydreamreality)
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My mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
My mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
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If unborn babies are people:
phenthouse:
People can claim an additional dependent on their taxes.
Pregnant women working full time would break child labor laws.
3 words: Children Eat Free!
Pregnant women can drive in HOV lanes.
Sex with a pregnant chick is pedophilia and breaking & entering. (“Get outa ma house!”)
“No entry to this NC-17 movie for you, lady.”
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig...
– George Orwell; Animal Farm (via theoldludwigvan)
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I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
– Vincent Van Gogh (via light-essence)